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Pappanug tells a story
And lo! The Nut did command of the Squirrel to collect all of the Nuggets AND the Tallards and throw them into a sandwich bag. Upon holding the bag with his nutty hands, the Nut did shake the bag and speak in tongues.
Suddenly, he opened the bag and shook all of the Nuggets and Tallards out!
They stood there, quite shooken (literally), and tried to get their bearings. Some of them were a little taller and thinner, some of them had slightly more green hair, and even still, some of them look a lot more like the lead singer from Stone Temple Pilots than they ever did before.
They looked around, hoping to find sign of their beloved Akanon, the snowy mountains of Everfrost, the warming lava baths of Lavastorm, the giant piles of dung in Freeport, and other comforting sights, but they could not find any of these things. Instead, they saw a giant city called Tir Na Nog. They saw many little Lurikeens, Elves, Firbolgs, and Celts running around slaying badgers and water beetles. They glanced up and saw that their floaty blue names, those that had guided them through the darkest of times, had all changed! Most noteably was they now all shared the guild name:
Keepers of the Sacred Nut
It was an exciting time indeed, in the new world of Dark Age of Camelot.
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